We have a ten way tie for the worst movie of 2008:

1) What Happens in Vegas

Ordered by a judge to serve  six months of “hard Marrage” – what could possibly go wrong with this premise… everything. 

1) Twlight

The “in” vampire fad, needs to please go away. Or as South Park puts it, anyone who thinks they’re a vampire is retarded. 

1) The Day the Earth Stood Still

I rank this up there with some of the most disappoint events in my life. I really had high hopes for his movie. And while it’s suckiness may not be worthy of the top ten worst list, I’m still mad at its over all suckiness, so here it is. 

1) Meet the Spartans 

Rule of thumb. Parody movies are not funny.

1) W.

Not only did the filmmakers screw up almost every fact in the movie, the acting sucked. 

1) Religuluous

Bill Maher is a moron. He goes out and talks to crazy religious people in order to poke fun at the beliefs held by 90+% of the people on the planet. 

There is a reason you are in the minority Bill. Deal with it. 

1) The Alphabet Killer

This could have been a great movie. Eliza Dushku is a great actress and does a wonderful job with this lousy script. This film is based on a real life unsolved murder mystery. The facts of the case make the story really interesting, but the film makers couldn’t decide if they were making a horror movie, a ghost story, or a crime drama. The blend of the three don’t work.

1) The Love Guru

This movie was such a mess. Mike Myers needs a new agent. 

1) Passengers 

I saw the “surprise ending” a mile away. Epic Fail. 

1) While She Was Out

The movie tries to hard, and like Passengers, the big twist at the end is so unbelievable, it makes the whole movie fail. And what the hell, I will spoil it so stop reading if you want to see this garbage of a movie. 

They really want us to believe this housewife, devoted mom of two would kill her husband? After all the crap she had to deal with that night? Her going home and packing the kids suite case and then leaving the house is how the film SHOULD have ended and would have been a much more reasonable reaction. 

Instead, she comes home kisses her children and tells them she loves them. Then goes down stairs and shoots her husband in the face. Then the film dramatically cuts to black and roles the credits. What the hell would come next?

She is obviously going to go to prison and lose her children. I refuse to believe she would survive all the events of that night to throw it all way in the end.